One of those days.

Toaster seems to be taking a very long time to toast my bread. Go over to investigate. The elements don’t seem to be glowing orange. Waving hand over toaster confirms that it is only lukewarm. Fear toaster is on the fritz. Look in toaster and notice that toaster appears to have eaten toast also. Apparently I took the toast out several minutes ago and it is sitting on my plate, waiting for me to spread it.

Author: Dave

Dave is many things. Most importantly, he’s a husband and a father to Ellie and Jack. Almost as important, he’s British (though he lives in Florida). Following on from there, he’s a WordPress developer and civil engineer, has an unhealthy love of hummus, is vegan, likes cider, wants to travel to Iceland and Japan, loves solving puzzles and is a realist.

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